Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Bad Economy? No Jobs? No problem.

Holla! Sorry I've been MIA. I guess I've been sooo busy managing my employment search OR I'm just lazy OR my life is too boring to have anything to write about.

Okay, wait, pause. I'm watching Bravo and a commercial for Top Chef just came on and they were saying that if the fiance of one of the contestants knew what she was doing with another contestant they would be in trouble. IT'S TV PEOPLE. The fiance is going to see.... unless he lives in like Bora Bora and I'm sure they get Bravo there too. Sometimes people are so stupid. Okay so back to what's important, my fascinating life.

In my fascinating life I have discovered the way to get a job. You need to live your life as if you aren't looking for a job. AKA plan a trip to your parent's house (that's what I did), buy a plane ticket to Europe, have lunch with Brad Pitt. Whatever. As soon as you plan something awesome those potential employers will come a callin'. Now I do not have a job or offer, but I'm finally getting some responses and in this economy I think that is a win. So good luck my lovely fans (Alison) and start living your life like you've got a pay check.

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