TWIMO Unemployment Plan A, B, C, D.........ZZ

In my attempt to avoid doing my graphic design class homework I have decided to share this little gem with you that you may have missed on the news yesterday, since you were at your JOBS. It's okay, some people just don't have the joy of watching the news 4 times a day. Anyway this homeless man, Ted Williams, was discovered in Ohio (Columbus. WOOT, WOOT! to be exact) because of his radio announcer voice. After being discovered he was on Good Morning America, offered a job by the Cleveland Cavilers basketball team to be an announcer, given a free house, and is going to be reunited with his mother on the TODAY SHOW. Obviously this man is a genius. All I need to do is be discovered on the streets of Ohio for an unexpected talent. Do we think the fact that I can touch my nose with my tongue will work? So if you see me on the streets just remember it is my new job plan and OBVI a way to get TWIMO on the Today show. Oh and I will be making my hair fluffy like Ted's.